FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
FROM: PIZZAONIAN NEWS SERVICE (PNS)
Contact: Publicio Relationio at the PNS office of Public Relations at PIZZAONIAN@YAHOO.COM
SUBJECT: Shake up at Pizzaonian News Service. Major changes coming
In a major shakeup at Pizzaonian News Service, Brother Giovanni will no longer be Worldonian Bureau Chief for PNS. No successor has been named at this time, but Diverti Mento, Pizzaonian Mystic, and newly appointed director of Pizzaonian News Service will name a new Chief soon.
Mento, new to the news business is creating serious upheaval at PNS with his unorthodox methods of news reporting.
Mento, who prefers to be called DiMento, is a disciple of the new school of reporting known as “Newsertainment” and is determined to make news the entertainment vehicle of the coming decade.
“The notion that news is about news is long gone. Today’s reporting is about filling the void that the entertainment industry once filled. Our new policy is to leave them laughing or crying, that’s what Newsertainment is about,” said DiMento
Brother Giovanni, relieved of all administrative duties, will be reassigned as a feature writer covering both Pizzaonian and Worldonian affairs.
Pizzaonian News Service where all the news is reported, whether it is news or not, without bias or inclination to check the facts.
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