Hanging out with Jesus, I think?
My new job as roving reporting for the new Pizzaonian News Network for Worldonian affairs has been interesting.
Complicating matters is my ongoing relationship with the man I met in the park called Jesus. Yes Jesus. Needless to say, the people at our network are not overwhelmed with this relationship
The first question that always comes up is “the Jesus?” And the question is always followed with that look – the look that is trying to assess my sanity at a glance.
Well I cannot say for sure, but either way it has been fun and certainly never boring. Our relationship has grown over the last several months and certainly, by earthly standards we have become good friends.
Now there is little doubt that my friend Jesus, believes he is the Jesus, the question is do we, or more specifically, do I. Strange as it may seem you cannot stay neutral with this one. You have to come down on one side or the other, or their will be no relationship.
If you think about it, it was not different from the dilemma the apostles had to deal with on a daily basis.
Well I have decided to believe. It simply works better that way, but this decision is not without its complications. By believing, I am immediately suspect. Well I am just going to have to bear that one since it is sure more interesting when you believe it is really him.
I am expecting my next letter from Jesus as he continues to travel in the United States. I will share the letter with you as soon as I receive it – until then.
Brother Giovanni
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