FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
FROM: PIZZAONIAN NEWS NETWORK - PNN - DiVerti Mento, News Director
Contact: Publicio Relationio at the PNN Office of Public Relations at PIZZAONIAN@YAHOO.COM
SUBJECT: People to be declared obsolete!
Pizzaonian News Service obtained a secret memo from the government office of artificial intelligence stating sometime next week people will be declared obsolete and will no longer be necessary for day-to-day activities.
With “fly by wire” and artificial intelligence now able to perform all activities more efficiently than humans, there is no longer reason to believe people are needed.
This stunning development comes much sooner than expected. We knew that “fly by wire” technology with artificial intelligence was making huge advances, but it was believed to be years before it would be capable of replacing people completely.
Gino Technoratie, spokesperson for the “fly by wire” developers said, “This was coming sooner or later. The reason we are holding back is that business still needs customers, and we have not figured out how we can survive without them. I am sure this is will be solved soon.”
We will report on breaking news as this story develops …
Submitted by Brother Giovanni, PNN roving reporter for Worldonia (United States)
Contact at: Pizzaonian@yahoo.com
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