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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
FROM: MONASTERY PUBLIC RELATIONS OFFICE
Contact: Publicio Relationio at the Monastery office of Public Relations at Pizzaonian@yahoo.com
SUBJECT: Brother Franco to rededicate the Miracle Margarita Pizza to all Pizzaonians: Anniversary of First Letter to the Pizzaonians
My fellow and beloved Pizzaonians,
I am proud and honored to rededicate myself as headmaster. I am pledged to serve you and never to lose sight of the Pizzaonian mission to discover our humanity in the creative symbol of Pizza.
To that end, I ask you to stand firm in your faith. We live in a perilous time and find ourselves challenged to defend our moral and spiritual principles. As our beta-world becomes more connected to the real world, we face the ultimate test of our faith.
I am convinced that large scale portalization is inevitable. Our challenge is to be true to our ecumenical concepts despite the pervasive influence of the narrow and myopic views of our real world neighbors.
To that end, we must simplify our beliefs so that we can be more persuasive in our example of holy and humanistic life styles. To accomplish this I will continue to focus our attention and energy on the production of the most simple and elegant pizza of them all, the Margarita.
Our Miracle Margarita is an inspired food handed to us by our Creator. In our alliance with Pizza digogo DiVinci and the continued inspirational direction of our advertising agency, John Frank Associates, I know we are moving with the hand of Providence on the tiller.
We are blessed by the support of our sister monk and Supreme Pizzaonian, Sister Veronica. We pray that our Creator will continue to bless her inspired leadership.
The road ahead will be hard and I ask again for continued sacrifice from all Pizzaonians including myself. However, never forget, we are blessed with the presence of our Miracle Pizzas as a reminder of our providential mission.
My blessing upon all Pizzaonians everywhere.
Brother Franco
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