FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
FROM: PIZZAONIAN NEWS NETWORK (PNN)
Contact: Publicio Relationio at the PNN office of Public Relations at PIZZAONIAN@YAHOO.COM
A FIBER CRISIS HITS PIZZAONIA
Breaking news as it happens …………….
For a country that exits without government or wars a new controversy has developed that threatens our existing culture.
We are a vegetarian culture, and we have been for longer than most Pizzaonians can remember. As a result, we eat many fruits, vegetables, and other delicious natural foods. You are asking – what could possibly be the problem?
The problem is dietary fiber! In a stunning and shocking report released yesterday, the Pizzaonian Water and Waste Management System announced it has reached its capacity for the processing of waste materials.
Feci Disolvi, manager for all Pizzaonian utilities said, “We are overwhelmed; our present system cannot process any more fiber without compromising our entire waste management structure!”
This surprise announcement has left Pizzaonians confused. Our beta-world country exists without bureaucracies of any kind, and this “fiber crisis” threatens the existence of one of our most cherished traditions.
A crisis resolution committee is being formed by international pizza conglomerate, Pizza digogo DiVinci. The committee will consist of Monastery and Pizzaonian dignitaries with a history of resolving unsolvable problems.
While the fiber crisis is being treated as a national emergency, the full story is still developing and Pizza digogo DiVinci said it would not issue a news release until the committee has met and decided on a strategy.
As soon as PNN gets it – you will read about it here. More as it develops...
Comments