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Pizzaonian pizza conglomerate, PIZZA DiGOGO DiVINCI picks John Frank Associates.#marketing

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SUBJECT:  Pizzaonian pizza conglomerate, Pizza digogo DiVinci joins with John Frank Associates in new advertising venture. 

In a stunning announcement, Pizzaonian pizza conglomerate, Pizza digogo DiVinci, will enter the marketing and advertising world by joining with John Frank Associates, a small and relatively unknown marketing firm. 

This is the first departure for Pizza digogo DiVinci from the mozzarella pizza world they now dominate in Pizzaonia.  Since their alliance with Pizzaonian Monasteries, the conglomerate’s miracle, mozzarella pizza, has not only become the national food, but the national symbol of the Pizzaonian world as well. It also marks their first business venture away from the beta-world of Pizzaonia

Brother Giorgio Di Augustino, who now heads Bakery operations for Pizza digogo at the monastery, will also spearhead the advertising and marketing administration for the conglomerate. 

When asked about the oddity of this move and the alliance with an unknown company Brother Di Augustino said, "This venture is not strange to those who know our history.  John Frank Associates is an idea company and we are an idea that they created.  What better basis could you find for a relationship than that?” 

If the success of the conglomerate in the beta-world of Pizzaonia is any indication of the future, their relationship with John Frank Associates will be interesting to watch.

 Contact:  Publicio Relationio at the PNN office of Public Relations at   PIZZAONIAN@YAHOO.COM

Reduced cattle flatulence secret to Pizza digogo DiVinci's Miracle Mozzarella Pizza!

Monastery gardens adjacent to diary pastures 

Released as a public service to all Pizza lovers everywhere

 

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FROM:  MONASTERY PUBLIC RELATIONS OFFICE

Contact:  Publicio Relationio. PR Director, Pizzaonian News Network, Pizzaonian@yahoo.com 

Pizzaonians to market Pizzaonian Miracle Margarita Pizza as the purest, organic pizza produced.

Former Pizzaonian Bakery Chief, Sister Veronica,(now Supreme Pizzaonian) who rose to fame with her discovering of the Brother Timothy miracle pizza apparitions, claimed today the mozzarella cheese now being produced from the monastery dairy herds is the richest and creamiest mozzarella ever made. 

She attributes this to the reduced cattle flatulence produced by the herds when the monastery decided to apply for the coveted “es” designation administered by the ICPM.  In order to be awarded this rare designation, the monastery had to cut in half all ammonia and nitrogen emissions released by their cows.  After a long and persistent effort, this was successfully accomplished at the end of last year.

“There is no doubt about it, our cheese is the creamiest mozzarella ever made. Our new Pizzaonian Margarita Pizza is the purest organic pizza produced in the beta-world,” said Sister Veronica.

She also added a very pleasant side benefit is the reduced aroma now coming from the monastery cattle pastures.

 

John Frank Associates introduces pizza conglomerate, Pizza digogo DiVinci’s head of bakery operations.

 

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FROM:  PIZZAONIAN NEWS SERVICE (PNS)

Contact:  Publicio Relationio at the PNS office of Public Relations at   PIZZAONIAN@YAHOO.COM 

 

SUBJECT:  John Frank Associates introduces pizza conglomerate, Pizza digogo DiVinci’s head of bakery operations.

 

To answer many of the public’s questions regarding the introduction of Pizza digogo DiVinci’s Miracle Mozzarella Pizza products to Worldonia, we are making available some background information on Brother Giorgio Di Augustino, head of bakery operations for the pizza conglomerate in Pizzaonia. 

Brother Giorgio has agreed to have a press conference in the near future to answer more questions regarding the extraordinary decision of Pizza digogo DiVinci to enter the Worldonian market place. 

For more information go to: http://giovanniandfranco.typepad.com/giovanniandfrancocom/2009/10/new-monastery-pizza-chief-named.html

 

John Frank Associates to launch Pizzaonian pizza conglomerate, Pizza digogo DiVinci’s Mozzarella Miracle Pizza campaign.

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FROM:  PIZZAONIAN NEWS SERVICE (PNS)

Contact:  Publicio Relationio at the PNS office of Public Relations at   PIZZAONIAN@YAHOO.COM 

 

 

SUBJECT: John Frank Associates to launch Pizzaonian pizza conglomerate, Pizza digogo DiVinci’s Mozzarella Miracle Pizza campaign. 

This morning John Frank Associates surprised most Pizzaonians with their announcement that they would launch their pizza campaign for Pizzaonian pizza conglomerate, Pizza digogo DiVinci, in the next two weeks. 

The advertising campaign will concentrate on informing Worldonians of the uniqueness of the Miracle Mozzarella Pizza that will eventually be available in Worldonian restaurants. 

Pizza digogo DiVinci's, head of operations, Brother Di Giorgio, expressed some misgivings with the early announcement since testing for the portalization of the product to Worldonia is still in progress.

Rumor has it, John Frank Associates is concerned that a rash of imposter products will try to take advantage of the interim period while waiting for the arrival of Pizza digogo DiVinci's Miracle Mozzarella Pizzas*in Worldonia.  

The early campaign will focus on making sure this does not happen. 

* http://giovanniandfranco.typepad.com/giovanniandfrancocom/2009/12/icpm-board-to-investigate-monastery-miracle-pizzas.html

 

Pizzaonian pizza conglomerate, Pizza digogo DiVinci joins with John Frank Associates in new advertising venture.

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FROM:  PIZZAONIAN NEWS SERVICE (PNS)

Contact:  Publicio Relationio at the PNS office of Public Relations at   PIZZAONIAN@YAHOO.COM

SUBJECT:  Pizzaonian pizza conglomerate, Pizza digogo DiVinci joins with John Frank Associates in new advertising venture. 

In a stunning announcement, Pizzaonian pizza conglomerate, Pizza digogo DiVinci, will enter the marketing and advertising world by joining with John Frank Associates, a small and relatively unknown marketing firm. 

This is the first departure for Pizza digogo DiVinci from the mozzarella pizza world they now dominate in Pizzaonia.  Since their alliance with Pizzaonian Monasteries, the conglomerate’s miracle, mozzarella pizza, has not only become the national food, but the national symbol of the Pizzaonian world as well. It also marks their first business venture away from the beta-world of Pizzaonia

Brother Giorgio Di Augustino*, who now heads Bakery operations for Pizza digogo, will also spearhead the advertising and marketing administration for the conglomerate. 

When asked about the oddity of this move and the alliance with an unknown company Brother Di Augustino said, "This venture is not strange to those who know our history.  John Frank Associates is an idea company and we are an idea that they created.  What better basis could you find for a relationship than that?” 

If the success of the conglomerate in Pizzaonia is any indication of the future, their relationship with John Frank Associates will be interesting to watch.

 
*

http://giovanniandfranco.typepad.com/giovanniandfrancocom/2010/02/pizza-digogo-representative-embraces-pizzaonianism-as-an-ordained-pizzaonian-monk.html

Pizza to be considered as a controlled substance - "Nation addicted" APA

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FROM:  PIZZAONIAN NEWS SERVICE (PNS)

Contact:  Publicio Relationio at the PNS office of Public Relations at   PIZZAONIAN@YAHOO.COM

 

SUBJECT:  Pizza to be considered as a controlled substance.

 

Today the American Pizza Alliance announced it will begin a campaign to have pizza declared a controlled substance and have it put under the control of the Worldonian (USA) Federal Drug Bureau of Narcotic Control (FDBNC).

 

This move was anticipated after it was discovered Pizzaonian Imperialism had taken complete control of Worldonian pizza production. Pizzaonian Mozzarella Pizzas are virtually irresistible, and since infiltrating the American pizza market under a variety of alias, Americans have become addicted to pizza consuming an average per capita 365 slices of pizza a year.

 

Ameri Patriati, head of the American Pizza Alliance was quoted as saying” that’s a hella of lot of pizza.” It seems that APA will now attempt to have Pizzaonia declared a terrorist nation since their “insidious takeover of the American pizza industry is a major factor in creating this nation's high rate of obesity.”

 

State department officials seem somewhat confused by this turn of events since there is no precedent for working with beta-world countries.

 

One issue on the table is to restrict portalization from Pizzaonia to Worldonia.  Up to now the only criteria for qualifying for portalization to either world was the feeling that your life seemed like you were in a Woody Allen movie.  Mr. Patriati said “this is obviously not enough since virtually everyone’s life feels like they are in a Woody Allen movie.”

 

It is paradoxical to find Pizzaonia, a country that exists without governments or wars, embroiled in such a heated and controversial confrontation.

 

More as it develops...........

Pizzaonia Pizza War over ----- Brother Giovanni now permanent Bureau Chief, PNS Worldonia.

 
Pizzaonian News Alert

 

Pizzaonia Pizza War over ----- Brother Giovanni now permanent Bureau Chief, PNS Worldonia.

 

Pizzaonian News Service announced today that Brother Giovanni has been permanently assigned to Worldonia as PNS bureau chief.  Since his resignation as Supreme Pizzaonian, Brother Giovanni has returned to his native land and has been commenting on events there.

 

Since the intelligence leaks exposing Pizzaonia imperialism were released, a shroud of secrecy has eliminated news sources form the beta-world.  What we do know is no one here knew the extent of the Pizza takeover that has taken place in Worldonia.  Pizza imperialism is complete.  It is clear that beta-world pizza conglomerate, Pizza digogo DiVinci was a major player in the takeover

 

Unknown till now is the staggering realization that Pizzaonia controls most of Worldonia's pizza production and it is too late to do much about it.  Worldonia is a pizza addicted nation and it was accomplished through Pizzaonian imperialism without a whimper of opposition.

 

It is estimated that each Worldonian eats 365 pieces of pizza a year.  This amounts to total capitulation by Worldonian pizza forces and the pretense by Pizzaonia that pizza imperialism was in a beginning stage.  This has been exposed as a ruse to keep this information from being discovered by the more radical Worldonian pizza organizations such as The American Pizza Alliance.

 

Also unknown at this time is if the aggressive and secret takeover of Worldonian pizza enterprises is the reason for Brother Giovanni returning to Worldonia.

 

More as it develops ……..

PNS: Pizzaonian Mission for expansion of pizza imperialism no longer secret.

 

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FROM:  PIZZAONIAN NEWS SERVICE (PNS) First in all Pizza News

Contact:  Publicio Relationio at the PNS office of Public Relations at   PIZZAONIAN@YAHOO.COM

 

SUBJECT:  Passion for business as a true art form:  Pizzaonian Mission for expansion of pizza imperialism

 

Since Pizzaonian intelligence services received word that secret memos of their pizza imperialism expansion policies are about to be leaked to the world press it was decided to go public with their plans for world influence through pizza. 

 

At the heart of the incredible success of Pizzaonian Mozzarella Pizza imperialism is a passion for business that achieves art form status.

 

“We believe business is a true art form. It is a dynamic living sculpture of relationships that is truly a beautiful thing to watch.  It is why we have succeeded with our pizza imperialism movement where others have failed. 

 

Others use armies and billions of dollars to expand their imperial influence in the world.  Here in Pizzaonia armies don’t march, billions of dollars are not spent.  In their place we use pizza.

 

Yes, we meet with some resistance as we begin our expansion into Worldonia, but this resistance is caused by misunderstanding the power of pizza as a tool of foreign policy.

 

Perhaps we do cause some obesity, but the overall result is to bring to all people everywhere the right to democratically choose how pizza is to be enjoyed.  We will never give up trying to bring this fundamental human right to all people everywhere.” 

 

Sister Veronica, Supreme Pizzaonian

   

PNS will continue to update our readers as this story develops. PNS remains your source for breaking news in the Pizza world.

 

"Pizza imperialism will continue. We will never give up!" Brother/Sister Veronica, Supreme Pizzaonian

 
Dear Worldonians,

 

As your world turns in its desperate search for escape, Pizzaonia brings the promise of continuity and community through pizza, the ultimate comfort food.

 

Pizza to Pizzaonians is the mother’s milk of life.  Our mozzarella miracle pizza brings a feeling of comfort and well being that drugs cannot duplicate.

 

Why? When you first see our pizza as it leaves the oven it is the beginning of a religious experience.  Our dough with its slightly sweet aroma and sensually exciting crunchy texture is what you first notice.  It is unlike any crust you experienced before. Our crust is topped with tomatoes and basil- the freshest you have ever tasted.

 

And our mozzarella, produced from cows that live a pure organic life and they have a life, has the rare combination of texture, sweetness and tanginess that can only come from our free and peaceful Pizzaonian environment.

 

Our recipe is so simple, but in its simplistic purity a pizza was born that changed cultures and brought peace and community where none existed before.  And now we are being accused of “ pizza imperialism” simply because our pizzas have brought a sense of well being where none existed before.*

 

Well then, so be it.  As Pizzaonians we stand behind our concept of a better world through pizza. We found in pizza the way to end war and the need for government. We will never give up.

 

Brother/Sister Veronica, Supreme Pizzaonian.

 
 Please note Pizzaonian Miracle Pizza is not available in Worldonia.  All attempts to portalize Pizzaonian pizzas have failed.  However, the work still goes on to someday make this possible.

 

*Accusations made by the American Pizza Alliance for attempting to portalize pizzas to the United States.

 

“PIZZA IMPERIALISM WILL NOT BE TOLERATED! It must be stopped before it's too late."

 
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FROM:  PIZZAONIAN NEWS SERVICE (PNS)

Contact:  Publicio Relationio at the PNS office of Public Relations at   PIZZAONIAN@YAHOO.COM

SUBJECT: “PIZZA IMPERIALISM WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!” AMERI PATRIATI 

In a surprisingly angry announcement the American Pizza Alliance vowed to resist Pizza imperialism as practiced by Pizzaonia.  Mr. Patriati, spokesperson for the alliance, was outspoken in his opposition to what he called “the blatant takeover of America’s values by the insidious infiltration of irresistible pizzas.”

 

Mr. Patriati went on to say “even though Pizzaonia is a beta world reality, the fact that they have portalized illegally* into our country disguised as cooks, makes this invasion all the more sinister.”

 

“Furthermore, Pizzaonia is breaking the well established precedent of practicing traditional imperialism.  We all know the way it has always been done is by sending armies, diplomats and large amounts of foreign aid. To think you can do this by flooding a country with irriistable mozzarella pizzas is unthinkable.  Thank God their pizzas will not portalize or we could have been too late.”

 

More later as this story develops

 

For our earlier report please read:

http://giovanniandfranco.typepad.com/giovanniandfrancocom/2010/07/pizzaonian-miracle-pizza-fails-portalization-test-more-research-needed.html

 

* FACT CHECK:  As far as we can determine, the United States has not declared entry by portalization illegal