FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
FROM: PIZZAONIAN NEWS SERVICE (
Contact: Publicio Relationio at the
SUBJECT: Passion for business as a true art form: Pizzaonian Mission for expansion of pizza imperialism
Since Pizzaonian intelligence services received word that secret memos of their pizza imperialism expansion policies are about to be leaked to the world press it was decided to go public with their plans for world influence through pizza.
At the heart of the incredible success of Pizzaonian Mozzarella Pizza imperialism is a passion for business that achieves art form status.
“We believe business is a true art form. It is a dynamic living sculpture of relationships that is truly a beautiful thing to watch. It is why we have succeeded with our pizza imperialism movement where others have failed.
Others use armies and billions of dollars to expand their imperial influence in the world. Here in Pizzaonia armies don’t march, billions of dollars are not spent. In their place we use pizza.
Yes, we meet with some resistance as we begin our expansion into Worldonia, but this resistance is caused by misunderstanding the power of pizza as a tool of foreign policy.
Perhaps we do cause some obesity, but the overall result is to bring to all people everywhere the right to democratically choose how pizza is to be enjoyed. We will never give up trying to bring this fundamental human right to all people everywhere.”
Sister Veronica, Supreme Pizzaonian
