FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
FROM: PIZZAONIAN NEWS SERVICE (PSN)
Contact: Publicio Relationio at the PSN office of Public Relations at PIZZAONIAN@YAHOO.COM
SUBJECT: Supreme Pizzaonian, Brother Giovanni, portalizes to Worldonia to report first hand on events there.
Brother Giovanni announced today that he personally will portalize to Worldonia to report on the state of current affairs in order to keep Pizzaonians better informed about events that may eventually affect their world.
“As we view the events in Worldonia it becomes clear we can no longer assume we are isolated from these events simply because we live in another universe. After all, the American Congress has made this assumption for many years and we all know how that turned out,” said Brother Giovanni.
Many Pizzaonians were surprised that the Supreme Pizzaonian would assume the duties of foreign correspondent, but Brother Giovanni was clear on his determination to learn first hand about the bizarre happenings in Worldonia.
“To remain relevant as the symbolic leader of my people it is critical that I learn first hand so I can better understand how Pizzaonia can protect itself from the disconnect now occurring between the Worldonian people and its leaders.
As we witness your elective process it is clear, if we believe what we hear on your talk shows, that all your political leaders are idiots and your political geniuses have all become talk show hosts. For us that is a very strange phenomena,” said Brother Giovanni.
It is reported that Brother Giovanni is already in the
