REAPPEARING IMAGE ON MIRACLE MOZZARELLA PIZZAS

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

FROM:  MONASTERY PUBLIC RELATIONS OFFICE

Contact:  Monastery office of Public Relations at   http://GIOVANNIANDFRANCO.COM

SUBJECT:  BROTHER TIMOTHY’S REAPPEARING IMAGE ON MIRACLE MOZZARELLA PIZZAS

Pizza digogo DiVinci in a hastily called news conference said at this time they have no explanation for the reappearance of the image of Brother Timothy on pizzas being shipped from the monastery bakery.  They were quick to point out that the image poses no health threat and the latest test results, just in, confirm that fact.

Also, Brother Timothy, now Arch Bishop Timothy, released a statement saying that he had no objection to his face on the pizza pies. He went on to say that he thought it was a very flattering likeness and he was pleased that he was part of such a momentous miracle.

Meanwhile, the pizza conglomerate’s public relations staff is working overtime in an attempt to get ahead of this story as more of the pizzas are being returned by customers who refuse to defy Brother Timothy’s image by eating the pizza.

More later, as it develops