Pizzaonia Pizza War over ----- Brother Giovanni now permanent Bureau Chief, PNS Worldonia.

 
Pizzaonian News Alert

 

Pizzaonia Pizza War over ----- Brother Giovanni now permanent Bureau Chief, PNS Worldonia.

 

Pizzaonian News Service announced today that Brother Giovanni has been permanently assigned to Worldonia as PNS bureau chief.  Since his resignation as Supreme Pizzaonian, Brother Giovanni has returned to his native land and has been commenting on events there.

 

Since the intelligence leaks exposing Pizzaonia imperialism were released, a shroud of secrecy has eliminated news sources form the beta-world.  What we do know is no one here knew the extent of the Pizza takeover that has taken place in Worldonia.  Pizza imperialism is complete.  It is clear that beta-world pizza conglomerate, Pizza digogo DiVinci was a major player in the takeover

 

Unknown till now is the staggering realization that Pizzaonia controls most of Worldonia's pizza production and it is too late to do much about it.  Worldonia is a pizza addicted nation and it was accomplished through Pizzaonian imperialism without a whimper of opposition.

 

It is estimated that each Worldonian eats 365 pieces of pizza a year.  This amounts to total capitulation by Worldonian pizza forces and the pretense by Pizzaonia that pizza imperialism was in a beginning stage.  This has been exposed as a ruse to keep this information from being discovered by the more radical Worldonian pizza organizations such as The American Pizza Alliance.

 

Also unknown at this time is if the aggressive and secret takeover of Worldonian pizza enterprises is the reason for Brother Giovanni returning to Worldonia.

 

More as it develops ……..