PIZZAONIAN NEWS ALERT - Intelligence leaks lead to strange bedfellows
In a surprising development, undisclosed intelligence leaks disclose confidential memos between AHU, (Aborigine Homosexuals United), representatives of the Pizzaonian Monasteries and American Pizza Alliance, a Worldonian protest group that opposes Pizzaonian Imperialism.
This strange alliance developed as a result of the continuing homosexual orgies that started when heterosexual married men came out of the closet by the thousands after same sex marriage was ratified in Pizzaonian, reinforcing the worst fears of the Pizzaonian religious right.
These memos disclose for the first time serious contact between Worldonian and Pizzaonian organizations, which have been to this point, serious adversaries.
In addition, it is widely speculated that the American Pizza Alliance will attempt to have Pizza declared as a drug and placed under the control of the Controlled Substance Center, a government bureau that regulates controlled substances in Worldonia.
All of this came about when it was disclosed that Pizzaonian imperialism now dominates Worldonian pizza production. This and the seemingly unending orgies by newly proclaimed homosexual men in Pizzaonia are creating very strange bedfellows.
More as it develops…..
Please refer to the last two postings for a complete background on this developing story.
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