Yesterday Pizzaonia became the first beta-world country to sanction and ratify same sex marriage. Now for the first time conventional man and woman marriages share equality with same sex couples.
Unfortunately, the worst fears of the conservative religious right of Pizzaonia became a reality. The nightmare that ensued is ongoing and shows no signs of letting up.
Immediately after the announcement it is estimated that 40,000 or more heterosexual married men gathered at the main capital’s municipal soccer stadium and began a wild and drunken, sexual orgy that shows no sign of ending.
This action seems to confirm the religious right’s worst fears that ordinary, married heterosexual men would disregard their tradition and opt for the homosexual lifestyle if allowed to do so.
“For years we have lived the lie that being married and heterosexual was normal. Now are shackles are off and we are doing are thing” one man was reported to have said.
As the orgy continued and spilled into the streets police and local militia were called to restore peace only to find out that they were participating in the orgy as well. We understand that police dogs also were involved.
“Law and order have broken down!” yelled one man as he ran to join the revelers at the stadium.
Professor Peppi Doughi, dean of the Pizza Institute, said “once we entered into the agreement of “Pizza and Faith” with pizza conglomerate, Pizza digogo DiVinci, it was the beginning of the end of our culture as we knew it. Once Pizzaonia became a Pizza imperialistic power there was no turning back. We are now seeing the effects of this merger.”
Other Pizzaonian sociologists blame the breakdown on the open portalization policy that allowed thousands of pizza bakery workers to come to Pizzaonia. “We could not assimilate that many people into our beta-world traditions” said one expert who asked to remain anonymous.
As of now there is no comment from Sister Veronica, Supreme Pizzaonian. The Pizzaonian Monasteries are a powerful political force here and they will no doubt be involved in the resolution of this crisis.
More as it develops........
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