In a stunning move, Pizzaonian homosexual organizations announced their complete opposition to the outbreak of homosexuality among Pizzaonian men since same sex marriage was made legal.
To distinguish themselves as separate from the men now engaged in the orgy still taking place at Municipal Stadium, they have chosen to label themselves as Aborigine Homosexuals United. (AHU)
“These men are a joke. They are giving us a bad name and in no way represent who and what we are,” said Petrino Sexolus, leader of the aborigine group. Attempts to stop the sexual anarchy taking place at the stadium have all failed since the police and local militias are participating in the orgy.
It is rumored that the religious right is considering joining forces with the AHU in an attempt to bring order back to Pizzaonia. If so, this would make the strangest and most interesting collaboration in Pizzaonian history.
More as it develops………
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