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Politics in the United States proves P.T. Barnum right again.

 
Today we have a culture war going on in the United States.  There are three sides in this war. They are:  Those who have almost everything; those who have something; and those who have nothing.

Now those who have everything have just about won the whole prize, but not quite. While they cleaned out those who have nothing, they still have to take what’s left from those who have something to complete the cycle.

Now, strange as it may seem, those who have almost everything have to enlist as allies those who have nothing to take what’s left from those who have something.  Now that’s a quite a trick if you can do it.

 
And that’s exactly what’s happening today.  It seems we humans have a propensity for being suckers as P. T. Barnum* once pointed out.  To make it even more interesting, once being taken, we humans have a need to hate and place blame. 

Now all of this is well and good, but since we are suckers to begin with, the ones who fleeced us in the first place are equally good at placing blame on someone else.  And we are all too willing to take the bait.

So after fleecing and leaving those who have nothing, the ones who have almost everything managed to place the blame on those who have nothing in order to fleece those who still have something. 

There in a nutshell you have politics in the United States today.

Brother Giovanni, Bureau Chief, Worldonia, Pizzaonian News Service

 

*"There's a sucker born every minute" is a phrase often credited to P. T. Barnum (1810–1891), an American showman. It is generally taken to mean that there will always be many gulliblepeople in the world. (Wikipedia)

to be alive ..........

  

 The pain from the soul

       Rolls like quiet thunder

             From the depths of your being

                   Erupting quietly with violence

                         Leaving scars that forever remind you

                                                                  You are LIFE.

 

Brother Giovanni

THE COMPOSTATRONEE: A DIGITAL MACHINE THAT TRANSFORMS, REINVENTS, AND REVITALIZES HUMAN BEINGS.

 
Today, scientists at the Pizzaonian Institute for the Revitalization of Human Endeavor announced the successful completion of clinical trials for their revolutionary apparatus know as the Compostatronee.

We have known for centuries through empirical observation that virtually all adult human beings end up frustrated and cynical towards life. However, up to now, there was no scientific proof to substantiate this observation.

This condition seems to overcome all adults as they face life’s problems. For some, the condition develops quickly, for others longer, but inevitably all humans are affected by this condition. As a result of this unfortunate phenomenon, humans have been plagued for centuries by war, famine, hatred, prejudice and now, television "sit-coms."

But until now, the only cure for a person to reinvent themselves was through their own resources and energy, something very few people could do since cynicism had already overcome them.

 
It has been well known for years by Pizzaonian evolutionary scientists that the secret of the successful life is the need for human beings to completely reinvent themselves every five to seven years. 

Regardless of the situation, be it relationships, career, everyday attitudes toward life, or the perception of the good life, the need for human beings to continually reinvent themselves is the key to staying fresh and vital in all human endeavors.

Like all ideas that eventually revolutionized human behavior, the idea that gave birth to the Compostatronee was the simple observation by a Pizzaonian gardener while working at the Institute that “all plant life was born again through the process of composting.”

Lead scientist, Leonardo Pizzaonius, who overheard the remark thought to himself “why not compost people and make them new?”  Obviously, composting as we know it, cannot be used for this purpose, but Professor Pizzaonius became obsessed with the idea and could think of nothing else from that moment on.

And then the break through came.  One day after thousands of observations and experiments by Professor Pizzaonius and his colleagues, they detected the existence of a nano, nano, narrow light band*existing between the visible light and infrared spectrum.

From that observation, the Compostatronee was born.  Our next article will discuss how this revolutionary discovery allows humans to effortlessly reinvent themselves.

Brother Giovanni, Worldonian Bureau Chief, Pizzaonian News Service.

 
 

* Known professionally as the NNNLB phenomenon, or as it is more commonly called: “THE TRIPLE N, L, and B