The editorial board of Pizzaonian Newsertainment Network announced today that it would focus on reporting the events in Pizzaonia exclusively. Diverti Mento, PNN news director, said that the recent expansion of portalized coverage of the United States has left a serious gap in reporting the important events in Pizzaonia.
“Though the events in the United States have been fertile ground for our type of discriminating coverage, our primary mission is to cover the Newsertainment in Pizzaonia,” said Mr. Mento
Because of this decision, Brothers Giovanni and Franco will return permanently to Pizzaonia. In addition, recent popular articles on the American political scene by Pizzaonius, founder of Pizzaonia, will be discontinued.
“We know many of our readers will be disappointed at first by this decision; however, I am sure they will be happy with our more concerted effort to newsertain our Pizzaonia readership” said Mr. Mento.
This announcement has caused some concern in Pizzaonia. Many Pizzaonians fear that PNN’s return to the non-portalized beta-world will keep Pizzaonian culture more provincial.
Reported by Pizzaonian Newsertainment Network, Pizzaonia
Pizzaonian Newsertainment Network rerturns to its roots - will cover Pizzaonia exclusively.
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