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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Updated for release April 2014
FROM: PIZZAONIAN NEWSERTAINMENT NETWORK (PNN)
Contact: Publicio Relationio at the PNN office of Public Relations at PIZZAONIAN@YAHOO.COM
SUBJECT: Pizzaonian Vocational Institute to offer a certificated course in POD, Purveyors of Doom
Since portalization between the United States and Pizzaonia became possible last year, Pizzaonian vocational schools have added a variety of different classes so Pizzaonians would have more opportunities for their new lives in America.
Since purveyors of doom (POD) are now in demand in the United States by all of the radio and television networks, the Pizzaonian Vocational Institute has added an accelerated curriculum in purveyors of doom methodology and delivery.
This one year course, POD 101, will feature advanced techniques in finding reasons for doom and gloom in virtually every subject. This degree course will teach students to be not only well versed in the subject matter, but in speaking presentations for radio and television as well.
Pizzaonian Vocational Institute director, Geraldanni Vopechalla, said, “Our students will leave this program capable of doing outstanding POD work for any radio and television network in the United States.”
Students who complete the program successfully will be given the coveted POD designation and will be able to include the title after their name.
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Abe Surdity, Bureau Chief, reporting
