In Pizzaonia intersecting triangles and light with open space symbolizes the presence of the Creator.
August 2014
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
FROM: PIZZAONIAN NEWS SERVICE (PNS)
Contact: Publicio Relationio at the PNS office of Public Relations at [email protected]
SUBJECT: "Why the Golden Rule no longer works.” Supreme Pizzaonian
Today in a one on one interview the Supreme Pizzaonian, Brother Giovanni, explained why the “Golden Rule” no longer works and how Pizzaonians evolved to a more advanced culture by realizing this simple observation.
Brother Giovanni elaborated, "Do unto others as you would have then do unto you is a concept that requires similarities in culture to be effective. As we know, it was rendered in a time when most world views were tribal and provincial. The Golden Rule requires a universal sense of community that obviously no longer exists.
As the world expanded and grew bigger with each new discovery, it became virtually impossible for people to keep up and to see beyond their tribal perspectives. Everyone’s moral compass went awry. How else do you explain how a group of people could be so loving with each other and than go down the road and slaughter every man, woman and child in a competing village? And, I am not sure on a grander scale this same question does not apply today.
When I portalized to the beta-world it became clear that Pizzaonians had evolved to an effective and more advanced interpretation of the Golden Rule. Since they are an ecumenical culture and accept all beliefs, and yes including non belief, it became clear to avoid escalating conflicts they had to develop a way of respecting each other with a universal concept of charity and mutual respect.
Since they were, and still are, a mercantile culture revolving around the making and selling of pizza, their elders came up with the inspired concept of ‘customer’ as a sacred trust. Since then the Golden Rule for all of Pizzaonia is ‘do unto your customer as you would have your customer do unto you.’
The concept was accepted immediately by all. The concept of customer transcended religious, ethnic and regional differences. As the concept evolved, they went further and extended the definition of “customer’ to include everyone, not just people you dealt with in business. So your customer became your friend, your family members, literally everyone. As a result, today we find ourselves with a culture that has all the problems you have - but, unlike you, the moral mechanism to deal with and resolve all conflicts.”
Our next press release will deal with how Pizzaonians developed a culture that requires neither governments nor war to resolve issues.
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requiring no government or war to resolve issues? tell me more!!!
Posted by: josette | 03/10/2010 at 06:46 PM