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BITS AND PIECES FROM OUR PIZZAONIAN PAST 2/09/2010
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
FROM: PIZZAONIAN NEWSERTAINMENT NETWORK
Contact: Publicio Relationio at the PNN office of Public Relations at PIZZAONIAN@YAHOO.COM
SUBJECT: CRAP AND TRADE FLATULENCE POLICY DERAILED BY SUPREME PIZZAONIAN
The Pizzaonian News Service announced today that Supreme Pizzaonian, Brother Giovanni derailed what was called “ a misguided adventure” by pizza conglomerate, Pizza digogo DiVinci to establish a “crap and trade” formula that, if approved, would have been applied to the various dairy herds supplying the mozzarella cheese for the famous Pizzaonian Mozzarella Miracle Pizza Pies.
If the new “C&T” rules had been allowed to continue, smaller suppliers would have been able to sell their cattle flatulence emissions allowances to Pizza digogo. This would have permitted the pizza conglomerate to bypass the stringent restrictions imposed by ICPM on cattle flatulence discharges for its dairy herds.
Specifically, the crap and trade rules would have reduced for larger and well-off pizza makers such as Pizza digogo, the amount of permissible emissions of nitrogen and ammonia coming from droppings left in the pastures by their diary cattle.
Brother Giovanni said, “this would have violated the intent of the International Conference of Pizza Monks' ruling to qualify Pizza digogo for the coveted 'es' designation and could not be allowed to stand. I am sure that our partners and brothers in pizza production meant no harm, however my position as Supreme Pizzaonian to all Pizzaonians left me no other option."
This decision by the Supreme Pizzaonian comes with possible political repercussions since the Pizzaonian monasteries receive much of their funding from the pizza conglomerate.
More as if develops