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Pizzaonian National Health Plan - a model for the future

"Merging of Faith and Pizza" by Pizzaonian painting legend, Annavelo Paveli

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FROM:  PIZZAONIAN NEWSERTAINMENT NETWORK (PNN)

Contact:  Publicio Relationio at the PNN office of Public Relations at   PIZZAONIAN@YAHOO.COM

 

SUBJECT:  Supreme Pizzaonian exonerated. Pizzaonian health plan model for the future.

 

The Pizzaonian Council announced today in a brief statement Supreme Pizzaonian, Brother Giovanni, acted in the best interest of all Pizzaonians by rescinding "crap and trade" as an acceptable environmental policy and will now apply to all Pizzaonian diary herds. 

 

“He also showed the respect all Pizzaonians have for woman as equal participants in our culture by the appointment of Captain Eleanori Ramallboati as the first submarine commander in the Pizzaonian navy” said one council member.  The fact that Pizzaonia has no submarines or navy was not a factor in their decision.

 

The council praised Brother Giovanni for his inspired leadership on several issues.  The most important of these was the negotiations with Pizza digogo DiVinci that lead to the merger of all Pizzaonian Monasteries with the pizza giant.

 

The most contentious issue was the adoption of the Pizzaonian health plan for all Pizzaonians.  The health plan calls for all medical expenses up to 2000 Pizzaonian dollars to be treated by the regular medical staff.  Once the 2000 dollar amount is exceeded, the patient is transferred to the faith healing clinic/s for further treatment.

 

After some argument on the merger of “faith and pizza” as a concept, all parties finally agreed on the acceptance of the plan.  As a result of the merger and the new health plan, all Pizzaonian physicians now undergo three more years of training to earn the coveted “faith healer” (FH) designation.

 

Council members declared their faith-based health plan as a model for the United State as well.  As we all know their health plans require the financial backing of their government and what requires more faith than that?

 

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We are asked often what is the driving philosophy of the Pizzaonian Monasteries. Many would think we would have a ready answer, but we don’t. 

Here in Pizzaonia we have become wary of packaged philosophies and mission statements. They seem to become like stale bread in a very short time. 

For us the reason is simple and obvious.  Change is about us everywhere. In us, in our neighbors, in the very nature we exist in and share with all things.

The minute we have a philosophy the reason for bringing it into being has already begun to change. 

We are all standing on quicksand and the sooner we can muster the courage to accept this fact the sooner we begin to live realistic lives. 

Many challenge this notion by reminding us that our position is an invitation to chaos.  We agree with our critics, but this does not change the fact. 

We are stuck in a dynamic and changing culture, galaxy, and universe.  All life is in flux and we are like the drops of water in the river moving with the current. 

For many this is a despairing position and becomes intolerable.  At first, this can be true, but it is also liberating.  Facing a subjective reality has that virtue, and for Pizzaonians this is the defining concept of our existentialism. 

The nature of all pizzaonian existentialist thought is to face a subjective reality and let it bring its consequences.  The very uncertainty of all things is the quicksand and power of existentialism.  The Pizzaonian code for accepting life revolves around this one essential fact. 

Then what is the purpose of the Pizzaonian mission and its monasteries and sundry affiliations?  Simply this: To evolve toward a perfect union – a familiar phase borrowed and modified from the American constitution. 

However, we carry its meaning beyond its original intent. We apply its meaning to all things including our personal relationships, our everyday activity and to our national aspirations.  

We use these words as the yardstick by which we measure all that we do – always uncertain, but united always in faith, not fact, that we are all evolving toward a more perfect union.

For those who need certainty and sure proof for what they believe, Pizzaonia is not your place. But, for those who seek a community where who and what you are will be allowed to exist as you find your way through this uncertain life – we are the place for you. 

The uncertainty of reality eventually becomes the uncertainty of certainty.*

*A saying posted over the entranceway of our chapel.

 

Brother Giovanni

We also recommend -"The Pizzaonian"

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