"Merging of Faith and Pizza" by Pizzaonian painting legend, Annavelo Paveli
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
FROM: PIZZAONIAN NEWSERTAINMENT NETWORK (PNN)
Contact: Publicio Relationio at the PNN office of Public Relations at PIZZAONIAN@YAHOO.COM
SUBJECT: Supreme Pizzaonian exonerated. Pizzaonian health plan model for the future.
The Pizzaonian Council announced today in a brief statement Supreme Pizzaonian, Brother Giovanni, acted in the best interest of all Pizzaonians by rescinding "crap and trade" as an acceptable environmental policy and will now apply to all Pizzaonian diary herds.
“He also showed the respect all Pizzaonians have for woman as equal participants in our culture by the appointment of Captain Eleanori Ramallboati as the first submarine commander in the Pizzaonian navy” said one council member. The fact that Pizzaonia has no submarines or navy was not a factor in their decision.
The council praised Brother Giovanni for his inspired leadership on several issues. The most important of these was the negotiations with Pizza digogo DiVinci that lead to the merger of all Pizzaonian Monasteries with the pizza giant.
The most contentious issue was the adoption of the Pizzaonian health plan for all Pizzaonians. The health plan calls for all medical expenses up to 2000 Pizzaonian dollars to be treated by the regular medical staff. Once the 2000 dollar amount is exceeded, the patient is transferred to the faith healing clinic/s for further treatment.
After some argument on the merger of “faith and pizza” as a concept, all parties finally agreed on the acceptance of the plan. As a result of the merger and the new health plan, all Pizzaonian physicians now undergo three more years of training to earn the coveted “faith healer” (FH) designation.
Council members declared their faith-based health plan as a model for the United State as well. As we all know their health plans require the financial backing of their government and what requires more faith than that?
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