"sunset" from a photograph by Pizzaonian painter Ever Readi
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FROM: PIZZAONIAN NEWSERTAINMENT NETWORK (PNN)
Contact: Publicio Relationio at the PNN office of Public Relations at [email protected]
SUBJECT: Pizzaonians appoint first woman submarine captain
In a surprise announcement the Pizzaonian Office of Military Affairs said today that Eleanori Ramallboati was promoted to captain in the Pizzaonian submarine service.
This is the first woman submarine commander in Pizzaonian naval history and marks an historic occasion as another milestone in the Pizzaonian march to being the most progressive and liberal land to ever exist.
When asked how this was consistent with their no war policy, Defense Minister, Wei Havinoarmi, said “this is very consistent with our policy since we have no navy or submarines. It is very unlikely that we would use Captain Ramallboati’s promotion as an excuse to go to war.
After all, your Leonardo Di Vinci invented the submarine but never had to build one. I think we are consistent with that tradition.”
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