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Poor Mr. Jefferson, where are you when the people need you?

 It is hard for Pizzaonians to accept the notion that Americans no longer believe they have control over their government. 

In many conversations during my recent portalization to the United States, I heard the cynical comment, “they are bought lock, stock and barrel!”  (NRA) They, of course, refer to their supposedly elected representatives.

Whether it is true or not, it is, nonetheless, sad.  The greatest democracy in the Worldonian world is losing the respect of the people it was created to protect.  Poor Mr. Jefferson, where are you when the people need you? 

Can a democracy be great when its citizens no longer believe their vote is meaningful?  Recent activity indicates the people are becoming more positive. The United States faces many financial and political problems; however, none that can compare with the loss of the faith of its people.  Let us hope this never happens.

Not only does the United States deserve more, the world that looks to this beacon of democracy also deserves more.

 

Vera V Veronica, commenting from Pizzaonia for the Pizzaonian Newsertainment Network, Diverti Mento, editor

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"sunset" from a photograph by Pizzaonian painter Ever Readi

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FROM:  PIZZAONIAN NEWSERTAINMENT  NETWORK (PNN)

Contact:  Publicio Relationio at the PNN office of Public Relations at   [email protected]

 

SUBJECT:  Pizzaonians appoint first woman submarine captain

 

In a surprise announcement the Pizzaonian Office of Military Affairs said today that Eleanori Ramallboati was promoted to captain in the Pizzaonian submarine service.

 

This is the first woman submarine commander in Pizzaonian naval history and marks an historic occasion as another milestone in the Pizzaonian march to being the most progressive and liberal land to ever exist.

 

When asked how this was consistent with their no war policy, Defense Minister, Wei Havinoarmi, said “this is very consistent with our policy since we have no navy or submarines. It is very unlikely that we would use Captain Ramallboati’s promotion as an excuse to go to war. 

After all, your Leonardo Di Vinci invented the submarine but never had to build one.  I think we are consistent with that tradition.”

 

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Second recorded image of a black hole - Pizzaonian Space and Aeronautical Administration

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IMAGE:  THIS PHOTOGRAPH IS BELIEVED TO BE THE SECOND IMAGE OF A BLACK HOLE EVER RECORDED - from the Mozzarella space probe, Pizzaonian Space and Aeronautical Administration

Today the Pizzaonian Seminar for the Advancement of Real Science published what is believed to be the second image of a black hole ever recorded from space.

Professor Gogi Forbrokei released the second  photo today with the statement that the outstanding detail and resolution of the image erases all doubt that this is black hole.  Professor Forbrokei is expected to release more information about the continued, amazing success of the Mozzarella space probe later this week

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 THE FIRST PIZZAONIAN SPACE PROBE PHOTOGRAPH  OF A BLACK HOLE WAS RECORDED  APRIL 2012 - from the Mozzarella space probe, Pizzaonian Space and Aeronautical Administration.      The two photographs, then and now,  are virtually identical

 

Pizzaonian Art Institute - "the literal image is dead" declares Abe Straction, curator

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Contact:  Publicio Relationio at the PNN office of Public Relations at:  [email protected] 

SUBJECT: THE DEATH OF THE LITERAL IMAGE 

 
Image - delegates at the Pizzaonian Art Institute, Abe Straction, curator

All images are from the private collection of the PIZZAONIAN ART INSTITUTE - Contact Abe Straction, curator, for more information" [email protected]     copyright - (C) all rights are the exclusive property of the Pizzaonian Art Institute and images cannot be reproduced without written permission.

 

Today at the opening of the Pizzaonian Art Institute’s seminar on the state of Pizzaonian art, Abe Straction, newly appointed curator of the Institute declared the death of the literal image as a viable art form. 

It should be clear to all who have followed art for the last 100 years that the literal image has become so ubiquitous, clichéd and mechanical in its rendition it is now insignificant as a form of communication in the digital age.  This is the major theme of this year’s meetings.

“Perhaps, one could argue there is some usefulness in the literal image as a reminder of a past age, but when examined closely even that fades,” declared Mr. Straction 

The focus of discussions here at the seminar is on what happened to the literal image after it was co-opted as a marketing tool to sell and propagandize.  The advance of technology and the notion that everyone is “an artist” was simply one more “nail in the coffin.” 

Obviously, not everyone agrees, however, this controversy will only grow louder as Mr. Straction gains more credibility in the Pizzaonian art establishment.  

Next: How and why photography died.

 

Reporting from Pizzaonia, Brother Giovanni for PNN

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Image-- "The Birth of Greek Democracy" - courtesy of the Pizzaonian Art Institute, Abe Straction, curator (C)2012

 

After spending so much time immersed in Pizzaonian culture and politics it is difficult to adjust to American politics.  The difference is simple: Pizzaonian politics is about finding solutions; American politics is absorbed in building power blocs. 

Of course, Pizzaonia is a beta-world that makes everything easier, but it allows us to see how destructive democracy can be to its ideals when governing is no longer the goal. 

Again, as Americans we find ourselves dependent on the People, always our last resort and redeeming quality.  Let us hope enough of us show up and vote to make things right again.  Democracy not only needs a majority vote; for the system to work it needs a majority of independent voters to vote. 

“Look at the tyranny of party -- at what is called party allegiance, party loyalty -- a snare invented by designing men for selfish purposes -- and which turns voters into chattles, slaves, rabbits……………”

The Character of Man," Mark Twain's Autobiography

Until next time, Brother Giovanni

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Image: Pizzaonious IV receiving standing ovation from delegates at the The Pizzaonian Christian Atheist Coalition annual meeting. 

 February 2015

The annual PA Coalition meeting ended with a new pledge of solidarity by the delegates.  Again, Pizzaonius IV, as is his custom, pledged to the delegates to alternate between being a committed Christian and Atheist every other year.   

The dedicated leadership of Pizzaonius has brought a new level of ecumenical dedication unparalleled in Pizzaonian history. His example should be an inspiration to all political leaders.

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LETTERS TO FRANCO

July 2014

Dear Franco, 

Since my last note, I portalized* back to the United States.  I am sorry I did not have time to see you, but I seem addicted to American politics, especially presidential elections.  

How lucky we are to live in Pizzaonia.  If you have any doubt, just spend some time in the world's western democracies.  Don’t get me wrong, there is much good here, but you can see in the evolution of American politics, especially American presidential elections, the beginning of serious decline. 

My compulsion to watch and report on the political events here is like being at a NASCAR race anticipating the crash, or watching a runaway train heading for the end of the track - morbid, yes, but still fascinating. 

It is clear the United States has very smart people for politicians, but what they are smart at is getting elected and not governing. This is so prevalent it no longer seems to concern the people.  Campaigning for political office rather than governing is so ubiquitous and pervasive here it has become the overriding concern of the electorate. 

What they no longer do here is get anything done – hard to believe from the “can do" country.  Since there is so much creativity and innovation here, you have to ask, “What is the problem?”  Why can’t this creativity be active in the political arena? 

Eventually, someone is going to have to question the system itself as the potential villain, a very taboo subject here.  Politics and business are now mired in a marketing and bumper sticker mentality. Democracy has become an event like the “Super Bowl” rather than a process. We can explore this further in my next letter. 

I have to run now.  Give my best to Sister Veronica and thank her for her ongoing support.  It is appreciated.

  

Your friend and Pizzaonian brother, 

Giovanni

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Pizzaonian National Flag - Courtesy of the Pizzaonian Art Institute, Abe Straction, curator

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FROM:  PIZZAONIAN NEWSERTAINMENT NETWORK (PNN)

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SUBJECT: Pizzaonian Vocational Institute to offer a certificated course in POD, Purveyors of Doom 

 

Since portalization between the United States and Pizzaonia became possible last year, Pizzaonian vocational schools have added a variety of different classes so Pizzaonians would have more opportunities for their new lives in America. 

Since purveyors of doom (POD) are now in demand in the United States by all of the radio and television networks, the Pizzaonian Vocational Institute has added an accelerated curriculum in purveyors of doom methodology and delivery. 

This one year course, POD 101, will feature advanced techniques in finding reasons for doom and gloom in virtually every subject. This degree course will teach students to be not only well versed in the subject matter, but in speaking presentations for radio and television as well.

Pizzaonian Vocational Institute director, Geraldanni Vopechalla, said, “Our students will leave this program capable of doing outstanding POD work for any radio and television network in the United States.” 

Students who complete the program successfully will be given the coveted POD designation and will be able to include the title after their name.

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Worse yet, they then are ready to die for this absurdity and even kill those who disagree with them. #life

LETTERS TO FRANCO

 

Dear Franco, 

Finally, had a moment and thought it would be nice to catch up. You would think that all the extra time an ex Supreme Pizzaonian has it would be easier to stay in touch. 

Since I have token duties at best with Pizzaonian Newsertainment, I still find it easy to keep busy trying to understand this absurd world we live in.  Can you imagine how it must be for those who have not discovered Pizzaonia? 

I am not sure one can stay sane if you believe the so-called reality of the world is all there is.  I am portalizing quite a bit between the United States and Pizzaonia and always fine the comparisons fascinating. 

What is so interesting about the United States and most everywhere else in the world is how little they know about anything and how much they believe they know about everything.  It is truly amazing. 

Someday we should start an Institute here in the United States on the power of subjective and selfish needs shaping individual reality and perceptions.  The rub is of course, they all come up with some obscure and archaic proof for what they believe. 

Worse yet, they then are ready to die for this absurdity and even kill those who disagree with them - even though their supposed adversaries are already equally absurd.  You figure it out. 

I miss the old days when we first started out in the Monastery bakery.  Little did we know then where we were heading.  Even though there have been many bumps on the road, I would not trade a minute of it for anyone. 

Get back to me soon.  I am sure you have heard of the controversy I have continued to stir up by posting my letters from Jesus.  I have never made a claim that the letters were from anyone other than a man named Jesus.  Who and what he is, I leave to the reader.  I hope this is not causing Sister Veronica too many problems.  She continues to tolerate me.  I am grateful to her for her patience.  Wish her well for me. 

Your friend and Pizzaonian brother,

 

Giovanni