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Pizzaonian Institute of Visual Story-Telling (PIVST) to begin this month.

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FROM:  PIZZAONIAN NEWS SERVICE (PNS)

Contact:  Publicio Relationio at the PNS office of Public Relations at   [email protected]

 

SUBJECT:  Pizzaonian Institute of Visual Story-Telling (PIVST) to begin this month.

 

Pizzaonia announced today the formation of a new think tank devoted to the creative and narrative aspects of still photography. 

 

The Institute will explore the creative aspects of the photographic experience and the nature of visual language.  Of particular interest will be the narrative range of the still photograph and its effect on modern society.

 

Included in their exploration will be the effect of technology on the photographer’s experience as well as the way the still photograph is regarded by the general public.

 

The first explorations are expected to begin in early September.

PIZZOTA CEO RECALLS HIMSELF

 "Pizzaonian certitude" by Pizzaonian painter and photographer, Atimi Forprayeri

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FROM:  PIZZAONIAN NEWS SERVICE (PNS)

Contact:  Publicio Relationio at the PNS office of Public Relations at   [email protected]

 

SUBJECT:  PIZZOTA CEO RECALLS HIMSELF

 

In a stunning and surprising announcement Pizzota CEO, Ihavi Nocluei, is having himself recalled.  The Pizzaonian national emergency caused by the stalling of more than eight million Pizzota automobiles on the highways and city streets of Pizzaonia prompted Mr. Nocluei’s decision.

 

“Recalling eight million cars is not possible.  It only makes sense to recall myself instead.  I will submit to whatever is necessary to bring this crisis to a close,” said Mr. Nocluei.

 

Mr. Nocluei will undergo a series of psychological and physical tests to determine if his leadership was responsible for the crisis.  The results will be released in three years.

 

In the meanwhile, outlying Pizzaonia provinces have been responding to the plea for more tow trucks and bumpers to help relieve the mass congestion of Pizzaonian streets and highways.

 

Supreme Pizzaonian, Brother Giovanni, has asked all Pizzaonians to stay calm and continue to eat Pizzaonian Miracle Mozzarella Pizza as a calming exercise. 

 

We will report all new developments as soon as they occur.