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Pizzaonian National Flag, courtesy to the Pizzaonian Art Institute, Abe Straction, curator
Pizzaonians fear mass portalization to Pizzaonia from the United States..... fear of growing Norquistianism goes viral.
Diverti Mento, editor of “The Pizzaonian” has just released a secret report sent to him from an unnamed American underground organization documenting the rise of Norquistianism in the Untied States.
Norquistianism, considered by some to be a third American political party, has gained considerable support in the U.S. Congress by what many believe is a serious political movement to return the United States back to its original thirteen colonies.
The considerable unrest among Americans has caused seerious concern by officials in the Pizzaonian Office of Portalization (POP). The possibility of large numbers of Americans seeking to escape Norquistianism by portalizing to Pizzaonia is very real according to an unnamed reliable source.
“The Pizzaonian” has made this breaking news story a priority and will report all developments as they become available.
Abe Surdity, Pizzaonian Bureau Chief, reporting from Pizzaonia
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