FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
FROM: PIZZAONIAN NEWSERTAINMENT NETWORK (PNN)
Contact: Publicio Relationio at the PNN office of Public Relations at: [email protected]
SUBJECT: New editor named for “The Pizzaonian.”
In a simple, brief statement, “The Pizzaonian," announced today that Brother Franco was the new editor.
This surprise appointment by the College of Pizzaonian Scholars (COPS) signals a major shakeup for the editorial direction of Pizzaonia’s only newspaper.
Brother Franco is a well established portalized, Pizzaonian, who rose from a kitchen worker in the monastery kitchens to head master of all Pizzaonian Monasteries. His appointment sends mixed signals since he has been an outspoken voice for reform as well as a defender of historical Pizzaonian traditions.
Brother Franco is a close confidant of Supreme Pizzaonian, Sister Veronica, and a close friend of former Supreme Pizzaonian, Brother Giovanni. Franco’s relationship with pizza conglomerate, Pizza digogo DiVinci has been described as “turbulent, but respectful" by a digogo representative.
In the next few days, Brother Franco is expected to name personnel changes on the editorial staff as well as his policy for the future direction of “The Pizzaonian.”
Comments