FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
FROM: PIZZAONIAN NEWSERTAINMENT NETWORK (PNN)
Contact: Publicio Relationio at the PNN office of Public Relations at PIZZAONIAN@YAHOO.COM
SUBJECT: “THE PIZZAONIAN” SUSPENDS PUBLICATION! NO HINT
ON HOW LONG!
In a move that surprised all Pizzaonians, a spoke person for Pizzaonia’s only newspaper said that all operations of the paper would be shut down until further notice.
The announcement comes immediately after the firing of managing editor, Diverti Mento (well-known Pizzaonian mystic). Pizzaonians assumed the hiring of Brother Franco as the new Editor and Chief would allow the paper to continue publishing.
No so, and the reasons are unclear. Speculation among insiders suggests the “College of Pizzaonian Scholars (COPS) could not resolve the editorial differences between the Monasteries and pizza conglomerate, Pizza digogo DiVinci. Rumors have persisted for days that the rift between these two powerful institutions grows wider each day with little hope of resolution.
The key question now is “will Brother Franco be allowed to continue as Editor and Chief?” While the relationship between Franco and the pizza conglomerate is strained, most observers believe that up to now they could work together.
However, three recent additions to the board of the pizza conglomerate are influential chai collation members whose dissatisfaction with Brother Franco’s political views is well known. What this means for the future role of Franco remains to be seen.
More as it develops……..
Breaking News: An emergency meeting of COPS with Brother Franco and former Supreme Pizzaonian, Brother Giovanni will take place this afternoon. Details as they become available…
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