March 5, 2013
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
FROM: PIZZAONIAN NEWSERTAINMENT NETWORK (PNN)
Contact: Publicio Relationio at the PNN office of Public Relations at: [email protected]
SUBJECT: Major shakeup at “The Pizzaonian” – Diverti Mento out
In a surprise move this morning, the editorial board of “The Pizzaonian” dismissed Diverti Mento as editor and chief.
The announcement came without explanation creating an atmosphere of speculation and wild gossip as to what caused this unexpected change.
When Diverti Mento came aboard as editor of news production, the anticipation of a new era in Newsertainment for “The Pizzaonian” was high. Mr. Mento, while admitting he had very little journalism experience, brought to the paper the reputation and expertise of being Pizzaonia’s most famous mystic.
At first, many were confused by the choice, but Mr. Mento’s fresh approach to reporting the news created a renewed interest in Pizzaonian journalism. As Mr. Mento said, “After all there is certain mysticism to all news today and who better to edit the news than a mystic.”
However, an unnamed board member said the indecisive editorial policy of “The Pizzaonian” was the reason for the dismissal.
For the past several weeks, reporting and commenting shifted from covering events in Pizzaonia to the United States. Since Pizzaonia’s population has a high percentage of portalized Americans, interest in what's happening in the U.S. is high.
However, rumors have existed for some time that pizza conglomerate, Pizza digogo DiVinci, was not happy with the editorial direction of "The Pizzaonian."
The successor to replace Mr. Mento has not been released; however, we believe that an announcement naming the new editor is imminent.
More as it develops……..
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