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Pizzaonian National Flag, courtesy of the Pizzaonian Art Institute, Abe Straction, curator
Today the Pizzaonian Department of Portalization said they could no longer keep up with the portalization request pouring in from the United States.
The most widespread reason for wanting to portalize to beta-world Pizzaonia is a compulsive desire to escape “talk radio and television.”
Comments such as “I can’t take it anymore, you must help me” are common. O. Pen Dorsi, head of Pizzaonian Portalization, said she has never seen anything like this. “We are overwhelmed. Our portalization cyclotron has never been used to this extent. I don’t know if we can keep this up,” said Ms Dorsi
United States citizens have the right to portalize to Pizzaonia if their lives seem like they are in a “Woody Allen” movie. Pizzaonian portalization officials are currently reexamining this policy.
More news as it develops
Abe Surdity, Bureau Chief, The Pizzaonian, a division of the Pizzaonian Newsertainment Network.
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