FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
FROM: MONASTERY PUBLIC RELATIONS OFFICE
Contact: Publicio Relationio. PR Director, Pizzaonian Newsertainment Network, [email protected]
Pizzaonians to introduce Pizzaonian Miracle Margarita Pizza as the purest, organic pizza produced.
Former Pizzaonian Bakery Chief, Sister Veronica,(now Supreme Pizzaonian) who rose to fame with her discovering of the Brother Timothy miracle pizza apparitions, claimed today the mozzarella cheese now being produced from the monastery dairy herds is the richest and creamiest mozzarella ever made.
She attributes this to the reduced cattle flatulence produced by the herds when the monastery decided to apply for the coveted “es” designation administered by the ICPM. In order to be awarded this rare designation, the monastery had to cut in half all ammonia and nitrogen emissions released by their cows. After a long and persistent effort, this was successfully accomplished at the end of last year.
“There is no doubt about it, our cheese is the creamiest mozzarella ever made. Our new Pizzaonian Margarita Pizza is now the purest organic pizza produced in the beta-world,” said Sister Veronica.
She also added a very pleasant side benefit is the reduced aroma now coming from the monastery cattle pastures.